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asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

louis not being able to find his chill while harry talks to cameron, 19/08/14

(Source: tommosloueh)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

dubai-larry:

“I’ve been asleep before and Harry has hit me round the head with his penis. It actually wrapped around my whole face. Who wouldn’t be envious of that?”

/Harry’s so fucked up. He even covers him mouth…/

vintage-freakshow:

In June 1972 a woman came into the Cedars-Sinai Hospital ER with nothing but a blood soaked white gown on. This in itself isn’t to unusual but there were two things about her that made people vomit or flee in terror. The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, she had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being.  Her face was flawless like a mannequin but was devoid of eyebrows and smeared with makeup. 

From the moment she stepped into the hospital until she was taken to a room and cleaned up for preparation to be sedated she was completely calm, expressionless, and motionless. The doctors thought it was best to restrain her until the authorities arrived and she did not protest. They were unable to get any type if a response from her and hospital employees were not comfortable with looking directly at her for more then a few seconds. 

But the second the staff tried to sedate her she fought with extreme force. Two members of the staff had to her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same blank expression. She then turned her emotionless eyes toward the doctor and did something strange. She smiled. 

As she did the female doctor let go out of shock with what she saw. She didn’t have regular teeth, in their place were long sharp spikes that were to long for her mouth without doing any damage on the inside of her mouth. The male doctor stared back at her and managed to get out “what the hell are you?” She cracked her down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling. 

There was a long pause, the security team was alerted and you could hear them coming down the hallway. She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes. She leaned in even closer and whispered in his ear “I…..AM….GOD…..” He went into shock and she vanished out of sight. 

She was never seen again.

vintage-freakshow:

In June 1972 a woman came into the Cedars-Sinai Hospital ER with nothing but a blood soaked white gown on. This in itself isn’t to unusual but there were two things about her that made people vomit or flee in terror. The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, she had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face was flawless like a mannequin but was devoid of eyebrows and smeared with makeup.

From the moment she stepped into the hospital until she was taken to a room and cleaned up for preparation to be sedated she was completely calm, expressionless, and motionless. The doctors thought it was best to restrain her until the authorities arrived and she did not protest. They were unable to get any type if a response from her and hospital employees were not comfortable with looking directly at her for more then a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her she fought with extreme force. Two members of the staff had to her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same blank expression. She then turned her emotionless eyes toward the doctor and did something strange. She smiled.

As she did the female doctor let go out of shock with what she saw. She didn’t have regular teeth, in their place were long sharp spikes that were to long for her mouth without doing any damage on the inside of her mouth. The male doctor stared back at her and managed to get out “what the hell are you?” She cracked her down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security team was alerted and you could hear them coming down the hallway. She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes. She leaned in even closer and whispered in his ear “I…..AM….GOD…..” He went into shock and she vanished out of sight.

She was never seen again.

allantherobot:

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

You should have gotten extra credit

allantherobot:

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

You should have gotten extra credit

(Source: lysistratas-moved)